He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
NoShamevember. You game?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Holy sore nipples Batman
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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