I hate your face
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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