I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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