It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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