i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please, let me fuck your mom
so let's talk penis.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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