I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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