Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
A bitchslap is in order.
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