Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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