just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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