Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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