So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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