dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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