One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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