Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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