My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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