Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I love you. Go after that dick
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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