ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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