ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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