We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
