I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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