If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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