if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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