lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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