Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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