Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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