these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
