i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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