I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
only you would photoshop your dick
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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