3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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