is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So vagazzling was a success
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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