She's JV to your varsity
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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