Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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