His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize
