Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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