Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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