Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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