so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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