I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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