need another drink. this is the easiest way
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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