if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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