covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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