I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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