Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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