my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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