And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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