So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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