pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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