and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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