Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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