If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My life is pants optional.
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