This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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