Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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