I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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